Jerry Rubin famously told us “Don’t trust anyone over thirty.” Lesser-known 60’s radical James Simon Kunen wrote “I agree in principle, but I think they ought to drop the zero”. While amusing, both sentiments are perhaps overly broad. As such, I’ve started keeping my own more specific list. Join me as I share my intolerance!
An Incomplete List of Untrustworthy Adults
Adults who wear Crocs in public
Adults who return from a Caribbean vacation with their hair in braids
Adults who lick their fingers to turn a page in a book or newspaper
Adults who drink Mountain Dew