Back around Valentine’s Day, Pizza Hut offered one of the worst methods of proposing marriage yet devised. Apparently, however, that was just the warm-up act for 2012 stupidity out of The Hut. This week, Pizza Hut’s new Cheeseburger Crown Crust Pizza is making the rounds, and it is horrifying.
The dish is a Middle East exclusive, and NPR has a good summary, including a comparison to “Chinese” food in America:
Similarly, in the Middle East, pizza and burgers equally conjure up the exotic national identity of “American” cuisine. Why wouldn’t you eat them together?
Alternately, you can read a review from Serious Eats, right from the mouth of someone who was foolish enough to eat this culinary abomination. In short? It’s not good.