And a Girl Shall Terrify Them 

Friday, May 18th, 2012

Paige Sultzbach is a 15-year old freshman girl playing second base for the boy’s varsity baseball team at Mesa Preparatory Academy in Arizona. No small feat, that. Paige and the undefeated Mesa Prep Monsoons made it to the finals of the Arizona Charter Athletic Association tournament, ready to face off against Our Lady of Sorrows. Rather than play against Paige Sultzbach, the Cowards1 of Our Lady of Sorrows forfeited the championship game. Charles P. Pierce reports.


Footnotes:

  1. No team name was given for Our Lady of Sorrows, so I’ve assigned them one.


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