Ultimately, this is all the fault of the Blue Man Group. That’s who I immediately blamed, anyway, when the following offer arrived in my inbox:
Yes, it’s the “Voca People”, for half price! Oh…boy. Naturally, I had to revel in my distaste, which led to viewing a larger cast photo:
I…I just want to punch so many of them. All of them, really, but especially that hammy cheeseball front and center:
Right in the big, red mouth
Irrational anger aside, this really does look awful to me. And if the picture weren’t enough to scare me away, the description sure is:
Featuring more than 70 hit songs from just about every era, hilarious slapstick comedy, and vocal acrobatics unlike anything you’ve heard (think: beat box and extreme notes), Voca People is an interactive musical experience that takes a capella to a whole new level.
Say what you will about the Blue Man Group, but at least they’re not singing a cappella.