Kids Say the Creepiest Things 

Friday, March 14th, 2014

Lisa Schmeiser’s three-year-old is pretty creepy.

A few months ago, my child came in and calmly announced, “I have a friend named Black Hand. He’s here right now. You can’t see him.”

I’ve read enough fantasy and horror where my first thought upon hearing this was, Oh my God, the malicious undead have found a portal to this world through my innocent child. I really hope this doesn’t turn into a thing where we’re facing off against the forces of evil.


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