John Popper Looks on the Bright Side 

Thursday, April 3rd, 2014

Blues Traveler frontman John Popper was recently fleeced by a Las Vegas prostitute, one who didn’t even have the courtesy to have sex with him. He lost $2,500 in cash and a Rolex worth nearly $20,000, but he’s looking on the bright side.

“I could have had people cut me up and serve me as a cannibal meal,” he said. “I could have wound up with (an adult sex toy) shoved (into an orifice).

What exactly would a non-adult sex toy be, and why is a Las Vegas newspaper censoring content to the point of ridiculousness?


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