Early Tuesday morning, a drunken idiot managed to drive along the sidewalk of the Golden Gate Bridge for 400 yards before his Mustang became wedged.
Police were initially taken aback, and that’s never a good thing.
“When I heard about this, I had to make a few calls to confirm I was actually reading it correctly,” said California Highway Patrol Ofc. Andrew Barclay.
Fortunately, workers were up to the task.
“It’s good that the Golden Gate Bridge crew like puzzles because the driver certainly gave them a challenge this morning,”
Now that’s the kind of spirit and gumption you like to see from your government workers. The car was eventually lifted out with a crane, while the driver was arrested.