Lazy Rivers Seldom Occur in Nature 

Earlier this month, three women in Michigan decided to go tubing on the Muskegon River, and they wound up having quite a ride. 20 some hours later, after sleeping outside on the river bank, they were rescued after a fisherman heard their cries for help. What went wrong?

“They were informed by somebody at the bridge that the river goes in a circle and if they put in there they would come back to their car,” he said. “Not knowing anything, they set off on their little adventure.”

Somewhere in Michigan is a jokester with a hell of a story to tell at the bar.