It’s here! It’s finally here! The spring edition¹ of Barvd (What’s Barvd?) has arrived, and it’s as gross as ever. This episode starts with a disgusting use of power tools, then takes a sharp turn into vile foods.

@marcoarment

I think if I discovered something like this in the house I’d just bought, I’d exercise my rights in the cooling-off period and cancel the sale. That, or burn the place down for the insurance money.

@scottsimpson

As promised, a sharp turn into vile culinary concoctions! Scott’s diseased mind is making back-to-back appearances (see February). Fortunately, this item does not exist.

@seanhussey

This item, however, presumably does exist. PB & J & ham is bad. Adding yogurt to that is just a disaster.

@cabel

This item definitely exists², and it’s offensive to both the senses and the bagel industry at large.

@stevenf

And that’s how you close out a food theme!

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Footnotes:

1. Seasonal editions of Barvd actually seems like a pretty good timetable. Then again, “whenever the hell I feel like it” is a whole lot easier schedule to keep. ↩︎

2. Picture via “She doesn’t like it“. ↩︎

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