Barvd: April 7th, 2011 Edition

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

It’s here! It’s finally here! The spring edition1 of Barvd (What’s Barvd?) has arrived, and it’s as gross as ever. This episode starts with a disgusting use of power tools, then takes a sharp turn into vile foods.

Unexpected application for hand-held power sander: removing the house's previous owner's boogers from under a built-in desk's ledge.
@marcoarment

I think if I discovered something like this in the house I’d just bought, I’d exercise my rights in the cooling-off period and cancel the sale. That, or burn the place down for the insurance money.

Yuck: I do not recommend Dairy Queen's new Meat Lover's Blizzard.
@scottsimpson

As promised, a sharp turn into vile culinary concoctions! Scott’s diseased mind is making back-to-back appearances (see February). Fortunately, this item does not exist.

My son just made himself a peanut butter, jelly, ham, and yogurt sandwich on wheat bread ends. Let me know if you want the recipe.
@seanhussey

This item, however, presumably does exist. PB & J & ham is bad. Adding yogurt to that is just a disaster.

Noah's Bagels pays tribute to hundreds of years of Jewish culinary history with their Cookies & Cream Bagel Poppers Made With Oreo® Cookies.
@cabel

This item definitely exists2, and it’s offensive to both the senses and the bagel industry at large.

Welcome aboard TriMet! Today's bus odor is: [SZECHUAN FARTS]
@stevenf

And that’s how you close out a food theme!

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Footnotes:

  1. Seasonal editions of Barvd actually seems like a pretty good timetable. Then again, “whenever the hell I feel like it” is a whole lot easier schedule to keep. ↩︎

  2. Picture via “She doesn’t like it“. ↩︎


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