Denny’s Has Lost It

Denny’s restaurant is currently airing a commercial to advertise their new bacon-themed promotion1. They’ve got seven new menu items featuring bacon, and they’ve invented a celebration around the whole thing. So, what has Denny’s called this “sacred festival of bacon”?

Baconalia - A Celebration of Bacon

Yes, they’re calling it Baconalia. It’s pronounced almost exactly like Bacchanalia. If you know that term, you’re already shaking your head in disbelief. If you don’t:

Bacchanalia Definition

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed to Denny’s to get drunk and sex up some breakfast food. With a name like that, I’m pretty sure they’ll have to indulge me.


  1. As always, the video is archived here. ↩︎