Death Pocket 

Nestlé is recalling their Philly Steak Hot Pockets. But besides putting a Philly cheesesteak on a croissant, what could be wrong?

The USDA says the products were unfit for human consumption.

OK, but are Hot Pockets ever fit for human consumption?

Previously in Hot Pockets: Bad Ads: Five Questions for Hot Pockets Sideshots