Cupertino, Start Your Photocopiers 

Windows 10 is coming, and when it arrives it will instantly catapult Microsoft to the front of the pack when it comes to emoji. This summer, the company from Redmond will be providing the world with these glorious glyphs:

Windows 10 Emoji Middle Fingers
Such wonderful diversity, too!

I’ve previously expressed my concern that I’ll have to switch my mobile OS to Android. Now, I’m terrified I’m going to have to switch to Windows as well. For now, I’m fervently hoping Apple shows us something good at the Worldwide Developers Conference in June.