The Cleaning Lady Was Still a Hard “No” 

All seagulls remain banned from the Fairmont Empress Hotel

Seventeen years ago, Nick Burchill accidentally trashed a Canadian hotel room under ridiculous circumstances. Recently, he successfully sought clemency, and an end to his lifetime ban from the property.

Sadly, there are no known pictures of the 2001 incident (I had to triple-check it, but my math confirms that “17 years ago” was 2001). The above image of Burchill putting the current staff in stitches, presumably while re-telling the story, is pretty good though.