Shoe Zone is a British footwear retailer that’s recently had a management shakeup, appointing a new finance director.

Shoe Zone has named Terry Boot as its next finance boss after predecessor Peter Foot walked away from the role.

If Shoe Zone finds themselves needing to give Boot the boot, I hope they’ll replace him with someone by the last name of Cobbler. Or Laster. Keep this ridiculous thing going as long as possible.