Marriage by Proxy 

“A sex tape for the government” is really quite the phrase.

If you’re like me, the following paragraph will intrigue the hell out of you:

I don’t remember getting married. It’s not that I was drunk or anything. I simply wasn’t there—I was sound asleep, 4,400 miles away. Thankfully, my groom’s sister was gracious enough to marry him for me.

Elizabeth Anne Brown’s truly bizarre COVID wedding is quite a trip.