💧 Beelzebub Has Your Back

[The investment returns are phenomenal, but the brokerage fee is your immortal soul.]
While carving up the information superhighway on my digital surfboard recently, the following image jumped out at me:

I stared at it for more than a few seconds before realizing that’s actually not supposed be the shadow of Satan behind this orange-jacketed man. It’s also not supposed to be an artsy indication that the man himself is evil. You see, that picture is part of a banner ad for Merrill Lynch:

Rather than considering sinning with a smirk on his face, this man is apparently navigating life’s turns with the bull at his back. Sure.

I get it, Merrill Lynch’s logo is a bull. I can understand why one random designer at the company would think “Yup, a bull shadow, that’s us!”. But surely this ad was reviewed by others. Not a single person spoke up to say “Uh, that looks like the devil”?

Hell1, even the tail isn’t helping. Everyone knows that to tell a bull apart from Lucifer himself, you check the tail. Lucifer, of course, has a pointed tail, while a bull does not. And yet here, the tail’s end is partially obscured by the man’s head.

Thus, even now when I know exactly what this is supposed to be showing, the prince of darkness is all I can see.

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Ha! ↩︎