They Should’ve Put Some Stats on the Back

[It’s no “Fuck Face” Billy Ripken card, but it’s still pretty good.]
Not long after last week’s bee delay and subsequent apian heroics, trading card company Topps issued a Matt Hilton trading card. Thanks to reader Jack B. for alerting me to this delightful nonsense:

Topps announced the card by tweeting that they’d signed a deal with Hilton, so presumably, he’s receiving some money for this. However, he’s not the only party involved in this incident who got a card:

As far as I’ve seen, the bees have been denied compensation.

Link: https://www.si.com/mlb/2024/05/01/diamondbacks-beekeeper-topps-card