Previous “Baseball Bloopers” posts

The Dream Remains Alive

Monday, July 22nd, 2019

Since 2012, I’ve been hoping Mike Carp would make his way to the Los Angeles Angels, joining an elite school group of players who share a last name with a type of fish. In 2015, a minor league contract brought Carp close to the right city, but the wrong team. In 2016, he fell out of pro baseball entirely, before his 30th birthday.

However, Google Alerts never say die. A recent email showed me that Carp is now playing for the New Britain Bees, an independent league team, as he attempts a return to the majors.

A Google Alert with news on Mike Carp

Better still, the Alert included news of recent Bees game, where Carp had an RBI base hit. Keep it up, Mike, and hopefully the Angels will come calling soon.

They Really Metsed It Up 

Wednesday, July 3rd, 2019

This is a real Mets move, or string of moves, really.

The Ultimate Subway Series 

Wednesday, June 26th, 2019

75 years ago today, the Polo Grounds of New York played host to one of the strangest games of baseball in history. It featured the Brooklyn Dodgers, New York Yankees, and New York Giants, playing a three-team game that raised millions of dollars for America’s efforts in World War II. On this anniversary, take a moment to read about “tri-cornered game”.

The Dapper Catcher 

Monday, June 17th, 2019

Yesterday, Kansas City Royals catcher Martín Maldanado had a special accessory to go with his usual catching gear.


[Photo credit: @MLB]

Honestly, it’s a good look.

Their Time Has Come 

Monday, March 18th, 2019

Andrew Mearns is making a case for a beautiful future of bat dogs in the major leagues

One of Them Should Shave, but Not Both of Them 

Friday, February 22nd, 2019

Last fall, I wrote about the rather remarkable coincidence of the Bradys Feigl. Since then, the doppelgangers have met, and they even took a DNA test to see if they’re related.

Game-Used

Wednesday, November 21st, 2018

Since the Red Sox won the 2018 World Series, I’ve received a fair number of emails from the team pitching all sorts of swag. This one really made me laugh.

First off, as the 2001 Seattle Mariners know, regular season wins don’t mean much once the playoffs start. Once the regular season ended, the Red Sox magic number became 119 wins. They hit that goal, and thus, the 108 regular season wins no longer mean too much.

That’s not the truly goofy part of this email, however. Instead, it’s this line:

Oo, game-used dirt! How enticing! And yet, how can I be sure it really is game-used dirt? I don’t want to be fooled by any fake dirt, or even Major League Baseball field dirt that wasn’t game-used. Can Major League Baseball allay my fears?

Fortunately, they can. I know, thanks to the last gift my father gave me before he died. As you can see below, the cover of the 2013 Red Sox World Series Champions book includes a small bit of “Authenticated World Series™ Dirt”, with a hologram sticker and everything. You probably thought there were no dirt authenticators, but you were wrong.

I don’t think my dad bought this expressly for the dirt. Still, now I’ll always be left to wonder.

He Took Magic Johnson’s Share of the Team 

Monday, October 29th, 2018

Last night, the Boston Red Sox claimed the 2018 World Series crown with their 119th win of the season. They took down the Los Angeles Dodgers in 5 games, and 35-year-old journeyman Steve Pearce helped lead the way. Though he was raised in Florida, Pearce actually grew up a die-hard Red Sox fan. After playing for six other teams since breaking into the big leagues in 2007, Pearce finally wound up with Boston via a mid-season trade this year. Now, he’s lived out the dream of kids everywhere by winning a championship with his favorite team. His offensive line for the World Series (including a .333 average, 3 HRs, 1 2B, and 8 RBIs) was dominant enough to earn him MVP honors. Not too shabby.

For a time last night, however, he had even more.

He also owns the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team and is the new mayor of Los Angeles.

Pearce’s Wikipedia page was briefly updated/vandalized, to state that he owns the Los Angeles Dodgers. Really, it wasn’t wrong.

Graceful Like a Gazelle 

Thursday, October 25th, 2018

Last night, in the second game of the World Series, Red Sox left fielder Andrew Benetendi made a spectacular catch:


Oh, Baltimore…

Naturally, the Boston Globe sought out a professional ballet dancer to comment on Benetendi’s form.

I Suppose True Equality Would Be a ’Roided-Up Female Ballplayer 

Monday, October 22nd, 2018

Do you know a baseball-obsessed girl who wants to pretend to get gum cancer? You’re in luck, because America’s favorite imitation tobacco chew product “Big League Chew” will soon feature a woman on its packaging.

The product itself is still pretty disgusting, but this packaging sure beats the horrifying steroid-enhanced monsters of my ’90s Little League youth.