The Sheriff Never Has Any Good One-Liners

[Fortunately for all involved, the portable toilets were actually empty.]
Portable toilets spilling out over a highway is a mildly amusing story. However, it becomes worth a link when you get a quip like this:

One of the responding sheriff’s deputies could be heard on radio communications saying he was “responding to that crappy situation.”

Nicely done! That is why you don’t shoot the deputy.

Link: https://www.wcvb.com/article/wisconsin-drivers-couldnt-eyes-port-a-potties-spilled-i-94/40864598