Objection, Assumes Facts Not in Evidence

[Apparently lawyers can be keyboard warriors too.]
Attorney Christopher G. Hook went more than a little overboard in threatening opposing counsel. The story of his menacing emails is somewhat disturbing, but the way the Washington Post summarized onne line gave me a good laugh.

“Haha,” he said. “F— you crooks.” He then told the attorneys to eat a bowl of male genitalia.

Perhaps. Alternately, he was instructing them to eat a bowl of detectives. Or perhaps he wanted them to consume a bowl of men named Richard.

Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/12/17/christopher-hook-allstate-insurance-emails-menancing/