Sorry, Kids, No Fireworks This Year

[The New York Post is awful, but I have to give them credit for “a beef over vegan franks”.]
One Foot Tsunami regrets to inform our readers that the 4th of July is cancelled.

Link: https://nypost.com/2024/06/11/business/joey-chestnut-banned-from-2024-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/