Eat Fast, Die Young, and Leave a Bloated Corpse

[Hamburgers, by contrast, supposedly only cost you 7 minutes.]
A recent study has claimed that every hot dog you eat takes 36 minutes off your life. That means that American hero Joey “Jaws” Chestnut has lost over a year of his life, just to wieners.

Link: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/08/25/joey-chestnut-study-food/