Sadly, the Coupons Do Not Work

[Unfortunately, these are too ugly to really want to wear, but they're worth a chuckle.]
For years and years, CVS has been the butt of jokes related to their absurdly long receipts. The fact that they continue to print these ridiculous monster receipts despite the widespread mockery might indicate it drives more sales. However, the fact that no other store has followed suit would seem to indicate the opposite.

Whatever the truth is, you can now buy a scarf or necktie patterned after the receipts.

Link: https://www.simplemost.com/buy-scarf-designed-look-like-long-cvs-receipt/