💧 It‘ll Still Be Two Days ’Til I Say I’m Sorry

[Actually, I’m not going to apologize at all. This dumb joke makes me laugh and laugh.]
Last month, I found myself making a purchase from Groupon. I know, I was as surprised as anyone that the company even still existed. Seeking out a discounted version of Microsoft Office led me to that relic of the past, where a possibly trustworthy third-party named “2Go Software” was selling seemingly legitimate software licenses for Office. I successfully purchased, got the software set up, and went on my way.

Seven days later, 2Go sent me what is without a doubt the worst Barenaked Ladies cover I have ever received via email:

I encourage you to attempt singing this yourself.