That’s Not What Dolphins Do 

Surfer Elinor Dempsey didn’t catch any waves when she hit the ocean on Saturday, but she did get a pretty good story. As she waited in the water, something approached her from underneath.

“First I thought it was a dolphin and I thought, ‘What the hell is he doing?’ ” she said. “And he kind of landed on my board. Then I realized he had taken a chunk. And I was, like, that’s not what dolphins do.”

Shark Bite photo
Better the board than her hand

That is indeed not what dolphins do.