Those Are the Worst Kind ∞

Please tell me they didn’t use a pizza wheel.

Tuesday, January 30th, 2024

I would love to know the exact steps that led to the creation of this sign:

A sign that reads ‘DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMCISIONS THE DINING ROOM WILL BE CLOSED THIS EVENING!! SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE! OPEN FOR TAKEOUT AND DELIVERY ONLY!!’

Was it an autocorrupt in a text message? Whatever the truth, the result is incredible.