Today is election day in America. It’s time for America to move past the incredibly unfit Donald Trump, and time to send Kamala Harris to the White House as America’s first female president. America, let’s do this. Here’s how:
If You’re Registered, but Haven’t Voted Yet
Please, get to the polls and vote for the only sane choice, Kamala Harris for president.
If You Aren’t Yet Registered
As of 2024, 23 states (plus Washington, D.C.) allow same-day voter registration, including several key battleground states:

So if you live in California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Washington, D.C., Wisconsin, or Wyoming, you can vote today even if you’re not yet registered.
Visit vote.org and make sure your voice is heard.
If You’ve Already Voted
Hey, me too! It felt good, and it’s a good start, but there’s still more we can do. Me, I’m getting a spiffy new haircut, in preparation for…phone banking?! Using my phone as a phone is gross, but I’ve nevertheless signed up to get out the vote for Kamala Harris.
Now, I’m peer pressuring you to do the same. Join my pain, so Trump doesn’t happen again. Click this link to get started.
“Don’t worry if you’ve never made phone calls with a campaign before. Each training starts with a 20 minute training session that has tech support to help ensure you have a seamless experience, followed up by 90 minutes of talking to voters.”
Let This Be The End
3 Trump elections in a lifetime is approximately 300 too many. Let’s make this the very last one, and have it end in Trump’s clear and humiliating defeat.









