They Think They’re People 

Capuchins are jerks.

If you somehow don’t believe humans and chimps are related, perhaps the fact that Panamanian capuchin monkeys are kidnapping howler monkey infants for sport will change your mind.1


Footnotes:

  1. National Geographic appears to now have an email-based soft “pay”wall. I can’t say I care for providing my email address just to read an article.

    In completely unrelated news, are you familiar with example.com? It’s such a nice little idea from the 20th century, and one that’s been kept alive for over a quarter-century. It’s good for more than just documentation, too. An email address like nothanks@example.com will often pass an email validator, while also resulting in not receiving unwanted emails to your address. Neat, huh? ↩︎