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Monday, November 24th, 2025

This is Kumma:

An unnecessarily AI teddy bear

Adorable, no? Look at its little scarf! But as the text under that furry little butt indicates, Kumma is an AI-enabled teddy bear. According to manufacturer FoloToy, this bear:

…combines advanced artificial intelligence with friendly, interactive features, making it the perfect friend for both kids and adults. From lively conversations to educational storytelling, FoloToy adapts to your personality and needs…

If you need advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives, Kumma apparently had you covered. As a result, Kumma is no longer available for purchase.