One Foot Tsunami is the website for humor writing and social commentary by Paul Kafasis. Paul would love to thank you for reading One Foot Tsunami, but he’s too busy writing great new content for you (yes, you). Paul publishes one new post to this site each weekday and spends almost none of the rest of his time writing about himself in the third person.

Contact

Paul loves hearing from readers. You can contact him directly by emailing paul@onefoottsunami.com.

Pings to @OneFootTsunami on Bluesky, Mastodon, or Micro.blog may also work, but they’re much less likely to be noticed in a timely fashion.

Subscribing

Thanks to the wonders of technology, you can be notified when a new post appears on OFT. Because Paul’s entire sense of self-worth is directly and exclusively tied to the number of readers this site gets, he urges you to subscribe to One Foot Tsunami via one (or more!) of the following methods:

Email: A completely free Feedrabbit account can send you one (1) email for each post on One Foot Tsunami. Set up a new subscription in seconds by entering the site’s feed URL (https://onefoottsunami.com/feed/atom/), followed by your email address.

RSS: If you know that RSS isn’t dead, you can subscribe to the site’s feed. If you’re a big nerd, you might care that that’s technically an Atom feed. You might also be interested in the JSON Feed feed instead.

Microblogging Services: To receive a toot containing a link to each new OFT post, follow the One Foot Tsunami accounts on Micro.blog, Bluesky, and/or Mastodon.

Acknowledgements

Special thanks are due to Magdalena Steciuk for continued assistance with this site’s design as well as Christa Mrgan for initial help with graphics and design.