Denial despite no direct accusation (“It wasn’t me“).
Assurance mixed with horror (“I would never do such a thing”).
Suggestion that this may in fact be goose poop, from local geese.
Guarantee, from the original poop-spotter, that he knows the difference between dog poop and goose poop, thank you very much.
Demands for community standards, signs, and fines for rule breakers.
A continuation of my own gradual disillusionment with the world and everyone in it.