Denial despite no direct accusation (“It wasn’t me“).

Assurance mixed with horror (“I would never do such a thing”).

Suggestion that this may in fact be goose poop, from local geese.

Guarantee, from the original poop-spotter, that he knows the difference between dog poop and goose poop, thank you very much.

Demands for community standards, signs, and fines for rule breakers.

A continuation of my own gradual disillusionment with the world and everyone in it.