Placing an item on a kitchen grill will create a pleasant sizzling noise. This includes body parts such as the palm.

Airplane propellors can be easily stopped with the hand, without injury.

Far from being made by a mixture of hot air and corn kernels, popcorn is actually made by pushing a small two-wheeled plastic cart.

Kids love the beard. To these toddlers? I’m like some kind of crazy dog who can talk.

Infants are ungrateful little jerks who don’t even have the common decency to say “Thank you” when they’re given awesome gifts like sweet-ass trucks that even a fully-grown adult would love to play with.