Like many people, Garrett Murray is stuck using Photoshop, and stuck with its frequent crashes. Unlike many people, Garrett takes the time to write long complaints in Adobe’s Crash Reporter, and they’re hilarious.

Luckily, I had just saved. I’ve been pretty lucky about that with Photoshop in the past – I’m an over-saver. I save all the time. Probably got into the habit because of applications with terrible stability patterns. You know, like your application. Photoshop. Also, Microsoft Word. Remember that junk? I’m sure you do. You probably refer to that as the “Adobe Photoshop of Word Processing” and laugh and laugh and count your money.