Chad Ettmueller was hungry. He was hungry enough that the “Wicked” sandwich from Which Wich wasn’t enough, despite its five meats and three cheeses. So he ordered twice the meat, bringing his sandwich to a Dagwoodian ten servings of meat and three layers of cheese.
That was where the trouble started, because when he went to take his first bite, his jaw unhinged like a goddamned snake. Unlike a snake, however, he was unable to snap it back into place, despite punching himself in the face several times.
Ettmueller ultimately had to go to the hospital to have his jaw surgically manipulated back into place. Now mostly recovered, he’s good-natured about the whole thing, and has no plans to sue.
