More Productive Ninjas 

The headline (“Men in black are the white knights of the night”) has far too much going on, but the story is great. When three men attempted to rob a German student in Sydney, Australia, they failed to notice they were doing so outside of a ninja warrior school.

They also failed to notice a ninja, Nathan Smith, standing in the shadows outside the dojo. Mr Smith immediately alerted his sensei, or teacher.

As you might imagine, things did not end well for the assailants. These ninjas are very productive, but perhaps they should run a bit more.