Transcripts of the awkward endings of phone conversations I’ve had with customer service representatives.
Ordering tickets to a concert
Customer service rep: Enjoy the show!
Me: You too! Dammit.
Purchasing a new computer
Customer service rep: I hope you love your new computer!
Me: You too! Dammit.
Checking on travel plans
Customer service rep: You have a wonderful flight!
Me: You too! Dammit!
That last one really tripped me up, because it was Friday afternoon and my flight wasn’t for several weeks.