“You Too!”

Transcripts of the awkward endings of phone conversations I’ve had with customer service representatives.

Ordering tickets to a concert

Customer service rep: Enjoy the show!
Me: You too! Dammit.

Purchasing a new computer

Customer service rep: I hope you love your new computer!
Me: You too! Dammit.

Checking on travel plans

Customer service rep: You have a wonderful flight!
Me: You too! Dammit!

That last one really tripped me up, because it was Friday afternoon and my flight wasn’t for several weeks.