Officials Say 

If you’re not reading this new blog, you’re missing out. The site collects real quotes from politicians and other public officials, including gold like:

“I spoke with Nathan this morning and let him know that I endorse his candidacy.”

Karen Handel, previously a Republican candidate for Georgia governor, conceding to her Republican rival Nathan Deal one day after she called him a “corrupt relic of Washington.” [Link]


“Drop dead. Your days are over, they’re numbered, we’re not going to take it anymore, we’re sick and tired.”

New York City Council Speaker Christine C. Quinn, shouting at the city’s bedbugs from the steps of City Hall. [Link]

Be sure to ingest all site contents with a liberal dose of cynicism.