A live-action Family Circus movie? Who would go see that?
Of course, the trouble with that joke is that it betrays a too-deep knowledge of Bil Keane’s awful, awful comic. Self-immolation is obviously the only option, but before I go, I’ve got a list of folks to take out first.
The saddest fact revealed by the article is not that a movie is going to be made, but that producer-to-be John Baldecchi spent two years wearing down the resistant Keanes.