Jerry Rubin famously told us “Don’t trust anyone over thirty.” Lesser-known 60’s radical James Simon Kunen wrote “I agree in principle, but I think they ought to drop the zero”. While amusing, both sentiments are perhaps overly broad. As such, I’ve started keeping my own more specific list. Join me as I share my intolerance!

An Incomplete List of Untrustworthy Adults

• Adults who wear Crocs in public

• Adults who return from a Caribbean vacation with their hair in braids

• Dick Cheney

• Adults who lick their fingers to turn a page in a book or newspaper

• Adults who drink Mountain Dew

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