I don’t remember modeling for a dreadlocked pirate hat made by Rasta Imposta and sold on Amazon, all while inexplicably shirtless and sporting an awful horseshoe mustache.
But if I did suddenly find myself in that situation, this would be the exact look on my face.
Update (October 24th, 2011): I try not to post items on One Foot Tsunami where you actually need to know me, but this was just too good. If you’ve never met your humble author, this picture will help:
