The Poetry of Mitt Romney ∞

Mother Jones’ Tim Murphy has collected some of the great poetic works of Mitt Romney. They’re all fantastic, but perhaps the best is this short tribute, entitled “On the Untimely Departure and Heavenly Ascent of the Golden Retriever Seamus Romney”:

This has been a mosquito-infested year with all the moisture.

                               They

                                         flew away

                                                           

 

 

                                                             with my dog.