Horns Should Be a Privilege, Not a Right

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Honk Chart
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Yes, neither line starts at zero. No, that’s not a mistake.

So I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that’s the limit. And then someone cuts you off, you press your horn and nothing happens. You’re like “SHIT, I wish I wouldn’t have seen Ricky, on the sidewalk!”

-Mitch Hedberg

Can you tell I live near a major intersection?


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