Proposed Slogans for an All-Night Rose Vendor

Friday, January 13th, 2012

Roses 24HRS

Proposed slogans for this 24-hour rose seller:

  • For all your late-night fuck-ups [Link]

  • Make it more than a booty call!

  • Price? You’re buying roses in the middle of the night. The price is the least of your concerns.

  • It’s 3 AM – maybe you’re hungry enough to eat a rose?

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