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Adult pleasure website Lust with Lingerie has a novel idea of what constitutes a costume:

Lust With Lingerie's Strangest Costume
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I’ve heard of sex play, and I’ve heard of sex work, but I’ve never heard of sex construction work.

This bizarre product listing appears to be the result of using Amazon in conjunction with a web store in some way, and the Amazon affiliation is likely causing it to bubble up in a Google search for the part number. Poking around Google a bit more reveals that this sandpaper shows up in all sorts of strange places, from a baby strollers website to a site for bathroom scales to, most pathetically, a toy store. Still, it’s reassuring to know that no matter where you go, 3M sandpaper will be available.