The Not-So-Amazing Spiderman

It’s likely that you’ve seen a trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man, the I-can’t-believe-they’re-already-rebooting-that-they-just-made-three-Spiderman-movies-which-banked-$2.5-billion-that’s-billion-with-a-b-dollars-and-now-they’re-starting-again? reboot of the Spider-Man franchise. While that trailer might have gotten your hopes up, I have to be the bearer of bad news. As evidenced by this shot from IMDB, the special effects are clearly going to be just awful.

Spider-Man Picture
That mic is totally going to be in the frame.

And since when does Spider-Man have a fanny pack?