It’s likely that you’ve seen a trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man, the I-can’t-believe-they’re-already-rebooting-that-they-just-made-three-Spiderman-movies-which-banked-$2.5-billion-that’s-billion-with-a-b-dollars-and-now-they’re-starting-again? reboot of the Spider-Man franchise. While that trailer might have gotten your hopes up, I have to be the bearer of bad news. As evidenced by this shot from IMDB, the special effects are clearly going to be just awful.
That mic is totally going to be in the frame.
And since when does Spider-Man have a fanny pack?