Sometimes, such as when I read about mustache transplants, I think we’ve grown incredibly shallow as a race. But then I think that maybe we haven’t actually changed at all, we’ve simple increased our ability to express our shallowness. I guess that’s comforting?

Sadly, the name is a bit deceptive, and these aren’t transplants from one person to another. So no matter what happens to Tom Selleck, you’re not getting his sweet ‘stache.