Won’t Somebody Think of the Pubic Lice? 

Deforestation is endangering another species: Crabs.

“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.”

An environmental disaster!