Permanent Crippling Seems a Fair Punishment 

Disney World makes it possible for handicapped guests to jump the line at their attractiongs, along with their families. Most would agree that this is a nice thing with little downside, given the relatively small number of handicapped patrons the park is likely to have. Apparently, however, some horrible shrews from Manhattan have instead viewed it as an opportunity. They’ve taken to hiring disabled “tour guides” for their children, which enables the entire group to jump the line.

“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.

That’s incredibly low. According to one mother, however,

“This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”

If you refer to yourself as “the 1 percent”, don’t be surprised if you wind up getting beheaded.