That’s Not a Thing 

From a Washington Post article on the Redskins-Eagles game:

  • The Redskins looked like ducks in the headlights on Monday evening at FedEx Field.

“A deer in the headlights” is a thing. “A sitting duck” is a thing. “Ducks in the headlights” is not a thing. I have no idea what ducks do in headlights. They probably fly away.