One Taze Over the Line 

If you thought last week’s baseball rivalry-related shenanigans were over the top, just wait until you read about this married couple’s football rivalry.

The Green Bay Packers’ loss to the Chicago Bears was particularly painful for one Packers fan who was tasered by her husband, who is a Bears fan, to settle a bet after Monday’s game.

John Grant, 42, of Tinley Park, Ill., told police that he and his wife made the wager as they watched the game at a bar in Mayville, Wis., but his wife told police that she didn’t think her husband would follow through with it.

The capper is that Mr. Grant’s wife was actually alright with the first two tasings he administered. It was only when John went for a third one that he crossed the line, and soon after found himself sittin’ downtown in a police station.

Sweet Jesus.