After decades of lumpy and unpleasant diaper-wearing fatties, astronauts could soon be looking foxy up there in outer space! We’ve been waiting half a century or so to get some really sultry spacemen and spacewomen up there, but now we’re almost there.

How turned on are you right now? And the Google Glass!

The MIT aerospace engineering professor’s Spiderman-like “BioSuit” will finally make astronauts look sexy, and ensure that they can explore difficult terrain without tripping over the weight of the nearly 300-pound suit in use today.

Finally.

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